Dear Feliway Co.:
I am writing to complain about your Comfort Zone product's ineffectiveness in the wake of a cat fight between Kestrel and Princess that occurred directly beneath one of your diffusers. It is unclear at this time which of the two got up in the other's grille, but in spite of the number of diffusers deployed at this residence, a throwdown of apocalyptic proportions ensued.
The fracas raged from one end of the freshly-vacuumed house to the other, bypassing a number of Comfort Zone diffusers, which had no effect on calming the ire of the combatants. Indeed, not even the intervention of a water spray bottle was effective; it served only to pour gasoline upon the flames. The end result was merely that the flying tufts of hair from that point on were wet. An F4 tornado could not have produced more debris.
I am happy to say that neither Kestrel nor Princess suffered any permanent damage, save to their pride, but it is unclear to me how you can ethically market a product named "Comfort Zone" when such a disturbing breach of the comfort and peace of the household can occur therein. Especially right before company is expected, necessitating an emergency re-vacuuming of the entire house.
Sincerely,
C. Wood, chief of staff
Casa de Mil Gatos
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