Lunch today at Chick-fil-A, the absolute ambrosia of grease-infused poultry. You gotta love the cows imploring you to "Eat Mor Chikin." Whoever came up with that campaign is brilliant.

However, I gotta wonder--the mascot for the kids' play area is still "Doodle," a chicken. Do the cows intend for us to eat him, too? Little bit of contradictory metaphor there, dudes.